Cheney's little PR tour is just the most surreal political moment of my life. It's like he's just begging to be prosecuted! Please, can't we put this man out of our misery and grant his unsubtle request?
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Savage really just a Weiner
Michael Alan WEINER, who has been tewwing people his name was "Mike Savage," complained that those nasty Bwits wewe vewwy mean to him and he's going to SUE! if they don't teww him they'we sowwy!
We don't know who he thinks he's going to SUE! or where he thinks he's going to SUE! them or what he thinks he's going to SUE! them for exactly but he's going to SUE!
Britain's Home Office, "the lead government department for immigration and passports, drugs policy, counter-terrorism and police," according to their website (and JAMES BOND, as we all know!), included WEINER on a list of persons excluded from entering the UK for "seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred which might lead to inter-community violence."
Whinging WEINER, who in his radio broadcasts has blatantly, outrageously and plainly insulted autistic children and their parents, Africans, Jews, Hispanics, African-Americans and homosexuals, went on to suavely call the British Home Secretary a witch and a lunatic.
Real American men all over the world grunted in embarrassment and told him to "man up and stop acting like a little bitch, boi!"*
We contemplated a vacation in Britain. It strikes us as blissfully peaceful, quiet and sensible.
*[at least, that's what they SHOULD do!]
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